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Chef and the Fatman
Erin (Ireland) Tour 09

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Having recently concluded the Chef and the Fatman "Erin Tour '09," it is my pleasure to highlight some of the amazing people, places and culinary experiences we encountered while venturing across this beautiful country. Simply put, Ireland is the most amazing country I have ever visited! It has incredible natural and cultural beauty, with historic ruins and buildings at every turn. Its people are as proud of their sometimes grim heritage, including the ongoing struggle for a free Ireland, as they are of their imports of Guinness and Jameson.

Ireland is a country that ABSOLUTELY MUST be on your travel agenda. The Irish people, collectively, are the most fun, considerate, polite and engaging people you will ever meet. A trip to Ireland will be a DREAM COME TRUE, a dream that will stay in the deepest recesses of your mind for years to come.

To begin the "Journey of a lifetime", start it out RIGHT! Go to Discover Ireland.com and start the dream. DiscoverIreland.com is an excellent website dedicated to bringing the very best of Ireland to your home as you begin your journey.

Thank You to the wonderful folks at Tourism Ireland and Failte Ireland for making our trip the most memorable ever.

Slainte,

Kevin "Fatman" Jenkins

Is O'Erinn me!

 

 

 

            Guinness Brewery and Storehouse
It is easy to see why Guinness (perhaps the world's most recognized beer) is celebrating 250 years of business. Simply taste ONE Guinness at the company's sprawling, world famous Dublin brewery (the Guiness Storehouse) and you'll know why. Rising above its Dublin surroundings, the Storehouse is modeled upon a giant pint glass, stretching up from reception area on the ground floor to The Gravity Bar in the sky. Even those who are well acquainted with a pint of the dark ruby beverage will find new information about their favorite brew, and another adventure awaiting them, as they make their way through the Storehouse. And yes, you may even become certified in the art of pulling the perfect pint of Guinness. The friendly Guinness "punters" will gladly demonstrate the proper technique. Be sure to take time out to sup at the Storehouse restaurant, which provides a wonderful array of Guinness dishes by the awesome Chef "Jock." Then finish your tour properly at the Gravity bar high atop the "Pint" glass, with an amazing view of beautiful Dublin town. The Guinness Storehouse is an Absolute MUST for any traveler that spends even a second in Ireland.

Bunratty Castle and Folk Park
Traveling across Ireland, searching for the country's BEST cultural, historical and fun activities, we found Bunratty Castle and Folk Park. What a delightful piece of Irish history, culture and beauty! The centerpiece is Bunratty Castle, a 14th Century castle that was painstakingly renovated to its former splendor in the late 1950's and early 60's. Climb any of the four circular staircases up to the ramparts and your efforts are rewarded with a great view that reveals the castle's strategic location between two rivers. Inside the great hall you are surrounded by 500 year-old tapestries and other period pieces. Displays within the kitchen, bedrooms, chapel and various other chambers provide a good feel for how the castle's occupants must have lived throughout the remote past. This feeling is enhanced by the medieval feast in the dining hall, which you absolutely MUST attend! From your first cup of mead through the final notes of the madrigal singers, you are whisked back to ancient times and treated like royalty. The cast of musicians/servers in period garb provide an excellent evening of noble entertainment that should not be missed! A 25 acre Folk Park surrounds the castle and accurately portrays a "working" mid-1800's Irish rural village. Characters dressed in period costumes ply their trades throughout the village as they were practiced back then. We had the privilege to watch Miss Mary make flat bread from scratch in the kitchen of an "upscale" farmhouse. The peat fire griddle was a wonderful reminder of the history of this magical country. Just a "light stretch of the legs" from Bunratty Manor, the Bunratty Castle and Folk Pak is a one - two memory maker you CANNOT miss.

The Jameson Distillery
The Irish have been known to sip a whiskey or two now and then, and having been to the Jameson distillery and experienced the world's finest whiskey (in my humble opinion) I know why this custom exists! Jameson's triple-distilled whiskey is as smooth, warm and inviting as its Dublin distillery. The distillery is a beautiful state-of-the-art facility that "blends" the best of the company's history with the latest in technology, media and fine dining for their guests. As with so many other attractions in Ireland, Jameson provides a first class tour with REALLY nice people and leaves you wanting MORE. You must take the tour and live the Jameson experience!

Blarney Castle
Blarney Castle is perhaps the most famous landmark in all of Ireland: home to the famous Blarney Stone! The story goes that anyone kissing this stone is bestowed with the "gift of gab." Although some may question whether the Fat Man ever needed to kiss the Blarney Stone, I eagerly embraced it, nonetheless. (I'll let you decide if the stone's charms have enhanced my eloquence.) Blarney Castle is, indeed, a magical place drenched in history and folklore. The castle's beautiful manicured grounds include ancient Druid remnants and a geographic oddity - a stream diverted over a bridge to flow across the River Martin - as well as a living lord's manor, all on one magnificent site. Take the castle tour, climb all 109 stairs to the battlements and join the hundreds of thousands of "smoochers" in quest of the "gift". Blarney Castle truly is a MUST for anyone fortunate enough to tour this amazing land.

Fitzwilliam Hotel
When a hotel receives a five-star rating you imagine a great, fantastic maybe awesome. The Fitwilliam needs to have another star as the above adjectives don't really describe this premier property. From the time we arrived we received and observed unprecedented customer service and assistance from the 2009 Concierge of the year for all of Ireland Robert, great stories and assistance from senior Bellman Tony unbelievable individual service and suggestions from "Punter/Mixologist" Alex in the bar and superb breakfasts from F&B Director Kevin. Combine the above with superb rooms (ours overlooked historic and beautiful St. Stephens Green Park) and perfect location the Fitzwilliam NEEDS another star. This is a MUST stay when in Dublin, a true destination location.

The Brooks Hotel
This wonderful hotel is centrally located in the heart of Dublin and is another example of excellent accommodations and superb location. Although we did not spend more than 8 hours at the Brooks (as we had an early departure) we had enough time to recognize the benefits and appreciation one could have at the Brooks. The experience and the room was very good. The bar managers were friendly and engaging as were everyone on the staff we encountered. A very desirable address for your touring pleasure, well appointed rooms and a very courteous staff makes the Brooks an excellent choice for your Dublin stay.

 

Ballymaloe Cooking School
Ballymaloe is a true culinary and cultural treasure of Ireland. This amazing estate is the home of chef Darina Allen, who Ireland's Minister for Food and Horticulture has called the "Queen of Irish Cuisine." Among her many accomplishments, she has almost single-handedly elevated Irish cuisine to international reknown while avidly encouraging sustainable organic farming practices and consumer support for local farmers as key elements in her crusade to bring the art of cooking, with its many economic and health benefits, back to the masses. Chef Allen doesn't just "talk the talk," she practices what she preaches. Her Ballymaloe Cookery School is the world's only culinary school that is sustained by its own organic farm. She supplements the produce from her 100-acre farm by purchasing foodstuffs (organic, when possible) from local farmers. Chef Allen actually started Ireland's first Farmers Market, and her passion in supporting local farmers and sustainable yields is as infectious as her warm, engaging personality. But she is equally concerned about teaching people to be better food consumers by (re)introducing them to the culinary arts. We can all eat healthier, for less money, she says, by learning once more how to select nutritious foods and prepare our own meals. Improved cooking skills also translate to higher expectations for our restaurant meals. When combined with her buy local, buy organic, food ethic, Chef Allen's culinary philosophy seeks to alter consumer eating and spending practices, transforming our inherently wasteful and questionably healthy agricultural and retail industries in the process. You need only spend but a few minutes with this amazing chef before you, too, become a believer. Chef Allen is a true leader in her field. As a teacher she has inspired thousands of successful chefs and home cooks. Two of the chefs we met at the Bunratty Manor are Ballymaloe graduates - and their food is AWESOME! If you have any passion for cooking and learning, Ballymaloe Cookery School is for you. To a person, as we traveled about Ireland and asked men and women about Chef Allen, each responded positively. The typical answer was energetic - their faces brightened and they replied to this effect: "OF COURSE Ballymaloe is 'brilliant,'" or "magic." "Her recipes are amazing" and so on. What a testament to a true Chef, in every sense of the word. Ballymaloe is the culinary Camelot that actually exists! Book it, Danno.

Leo Burdock's Fish and Chips

This shrine of a restaurant has been serving Fish and Chips to Dubliners and toursists fourtunate enough to find it over 96 years. It is probably the easiest landmark you can get directions to by ANYONE on the street. I spent the better part of four days in search of the best fish and chips in Dublin. From the very beginning to a person Leo Burdock's was the choice however, I tried a number of other places and YES, LB's is the PLACE baby! Easy to get to and oh, by the way - there is no place to sit down and eat. It is strictly take and go! A true culinary MUST for lovers of all things fried!

The Cliffs of Moher
County Clare's spectacular, craggy coastline is a natural wonder: several cliffs reach more than 700 feet above the Atlantic Ocean along an erratic, undulating six-mile expanse. On a clear day you can see the entire cliff line as well as the Arran Islands and Galway Bay. You'll be enchanted, even mesmerized, watching immovable solid greet irrepressible liquid in an endless ballet at the base of the cliffs. The ocean's vast anonymity gradually acquires more distinct character, changing color and form, as it approaches land. Rolling swales of deep blue-green crest into white-capped offspring only seconds before rending upon sea stacks and jagged cliffs, dissipating kinetic energy in sheets and fragments of foamy white and light green-gray. Thousands of sea birds cavort beneath you - tiny white specks that soar and tumble effortlessly before the cliffs' immense dark mass. All the while crisp ocean breezes carry salty scents, and the incessant rumblings of ongoing discord, to your perch far above the ancient drama being perpetually re-enacted below. The Cliffs of Moher are simply a breathtaking MUST SEE: truly another incredible example of Ireland's beauty. Allow a minimum of two hours to take in the breadth of this natural wonder, and hope for a sunny day. Plan on taking awe-inspiring pictures of the cliffs, especially in the afternoon when the western sun reveals the subtle elements of their otherwise monolithic character.

Kilmainham Gaol (Jail)

Among many reasons for visiting Ireland, I hoped to gain a deeper understanding of the country's history. An important, and deeply painful, part of Ireland's history is the centuries-old struggle for a FREE IRELAND. To really appreciate the suffering of the Irish, plan a tour of Kilmainham Gaol in Dublin. Built in 1796 and in use until 1924, the jail is a national symbol of Ireland's repression under British rule. Kilmainham's thick limestone walls held commonplace criminals as well as political prisoners, including some of the most famous patriots for Irish freedom. Conditions in the damp, horrifically overcrowded jail were often brutal and unsanitary. By the early 20th century more than seven thousand inmates lived throughout Kilmainham’s corridors, having overflowed cells designed to hold mere hundreds. Narrow, barred windows brought in some light but lacked glass panes. Inmates were consequently exposed to the elements. Living in unheated quarters, they were poorly clothed and supplied only with thin woolen blankets as insulation against winter's chill and the cold stone floors. They ate mostly bread and water. Time served at Kilmainham was physically and mentally demanding for even the hardiest adults but especially so for younger "criminals." More than a few inmates were small children sentenced to years of imprisonment (just like their elders) for stealing food during hard times. Many did not survive the jail's harsh conditions. Several leaders of the 1916 Easter Uprising were executed within Kilmainham's walls. At first inmates convicted of capital offenses were hung from the landing above the jail's main entrance - a "hanging day" spectacle that entertained crowds over the years before surging Irish nationalism forced British authorities to conduct lethal punishment indoors. One of many exhibits within the jail's museum provides a silent, and moving, tribute to the deceased patriots. It displays their final writings, which range from personal notes meant for loved ones to political justifications of their actions that the authors hoped would reach the Irish public. Kilmainham is slowly being renovated to its former operational condition, largely through the efforts of dedicated volunteers. The tour through Kilmainham's deserted, yet still forbidding, passages and courtyards was a sobering experience. Stepping, even momentarily, into one of the dank, confined cells was equally disturbing. While hardly a "fun" tour, our knowledgeable and personable guide made this incredible journey through a grim period of Irish history well worth the time. Be forewarned; many of the guides' stories are extremely moving. Consider Kilmainham Gaol a "must do" if you truly want to "know" the Irish people.

Blarney Golf Resort
Nestled in the beautiful Shournagh Valley, just outside the famous town of Blarney in County Cork, is the world-class Blarney Golf Resort. This gorgeous facility boasts spacious, first-rate accomodations along with an excellent restaurant, large gym with sauna, Olympic-size pool and a challenging golf course designed by PGA Pro John Daly. The resort offers everything the most demanding traveler could want. We arrived there at the end of a hectic, four-day show schedule. With just one night to unwind, Blarney Golf Resort proved the perfect remedy. A rejuvenating sauna, excellent dinner, good night’s rest in plush king-sized beds, and a hearty breakfast put us back on the road in fine spirits! The staff was truly amazing – as helpful and considerate as you could hope for. "Ask and you shall receive" must be the motto of this top-shelf staff which simply doesn't say NO. The Blarney Golf Resort is first-class all the way! Make it YOUR stop along the road and you will thank us for years to come!
Bunratty Manor Hotel Bunratty Manor is a true "family" hotel that offers quality accommodations combined with superb customer service. Noel and Fiona Wallace are consummate hoteliers who elevate friendly service to an art form. This intimate hotel is a "must stay" location while in south-central Ireland. Homey appointments and comfortable beds welcome the weary traveler, while the Manor's excellent menu surprises the palate. The food was absolutely scrumptious (befitting the chef's training at Ballymaloe) and included the best seafood chowder we ate in Ireland! Fine accommodations, superb customer service, owners who truly represent the best of Irish hospitality, excellent, reasonably priced food and drink at the pub and restaurant…..WOW, what a find!
Keogh's Bar and Restaurant
Nestled amongst the quaint buildings in the picturesque rural fishing village of Kinvara on the coast road between Galway and Clare lies a culinary gem known as Keogh's Bar & Restaurant. This quaint establishment has all the homey trappings of a "local" pub that you would dream of, old wooden floors a warm cozy peat fire burning in the large fireplace with the traditional black stove….plenty of locals drinking, socializing and many dining on the wonderful fare. As we were heading back to Dublin near the end of our 10 day journey we spied Keogh's and stopped for some lamb shanks and a spicy chicken dish. The food was bountiful, very tasty, and reasonably priced. The menu has much more to offer with salmon, seafood chowder, crab, mussels and prawns along with more traditional local fare. The desserts looked heavenly, I wanted to try the rhubarb crumble BUT I got there too late - they were out. So we settled for some homemade bread pudding that would have brought a tear to the eyes of even the best chefs of New Orelans. If you're anywhere near the Bay of Kinvara, stop and tip a pint and sup a great meal at Keogh's, and on your way out take a look beside the entranceway on Main St. -you might recognize some of the culinary awards they have won!
Bunratty Manor Hotel
Bunratty Manor is a true "family" hotel offering quality accommodations combined with superb customer service. Noel and Fiona Wallace are consummate hoteliers who elevate friendly service to an art form. This intimate hotel is a 'must stay'' location when you're in southwest Ireland. Homey appointments and comfortable beds welcome the weary traveler while the Manor's excellent menu surprises the palate. The food was absolutely scrumptious (befitting the chefs' training at Ballymaloe Cookery School) and included the best seafood chowder we ate in Ireland! Located just down the road from Bunratty Castle, the manor's welcoming accommodations, superb customer service provided by owners who truly represent the best of Irish hospitality, plus excellent, reasonably priced food and drink at the pub and restaurant, make Bunratty Manor a genuine value, WOW, what a find!
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

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